Ok, it’s that time of year, and it’s a great time of year. Playoff baseball is upon us, college football has already delivered some instant classics, and the NFL is cranking up for what should be a great season. The brutal heat of summer has broken in most parts of the country, and in other places it’s already chilly overnight. Biology is sending you to the Man Cave for the next several months. But you can’t just go hunker down in the Man Cave without some preparations, some planning. We’ve got you covered. Our Fall Sports Bundle is just the ticket.
You get a Hot Crazy Matrix poster for your man cave, useful for plotting data points as necessary. You get a Unicorn Search & Rescue Team koozie for your beverages, I feel sure we don’t need to explain that one. And, as a preemptive apology from you for the neglect your unicorn will inevitably feel as fall sports get into full swing, your girl gets a “Certified Unicorn” t shirt. Guys, I’m telling you if you give your girl a Certified Unicorn shirt you will not be sorry. It’s a belt high fastball on a 3-0 count - if you don’t hit it hard that’s on you, friend. Get her the shirt, thank us later.
Bought separately, this would run you $35. But we’re cool, and we want you to have what you need for a great fall sports season, so for a limited time we are willing to let you have all three for $27 plus shipping.